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Don't think it won't happen.

And as far as releasing this game that features me so prominently without my permission... you will all be hearing from my attorney soon enough... well, she's ALMOST...

I would like to join in. I have a lot to say about a lot of things, although when I speak about most things most of things I speak cannot be understood by most of the people listening to the things...

Do you know the address of this arcade vending company?

What sort of security system do they have?

I know him. He stops by the bath house occasionally. He may be thumbless, but he more than makes up for it with his other fingers. Mmmm mmm good!

Whatever. I've stolen better...

Audio? There's audio? I never heard anything when I joined in. I thought it was just a place to chat with people I will eventually steal from.

Having said that... Welcome to my world then,...

You won't find them in stores. I intercepted the shipping container from China...
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I'm going to pick one up (maybe two or three, if I can manage it). The price is a non-issue for me.

That was my cousin. I am going to read the promo cards to him when we get together at the bathouse next week. Good times!

I wonder if there's a way to find out the actual addresses of these Vectrex owners...

Ummmm, I don't recall anyone asking my permission to use my likeness in a game?! What will my royalty percentage be on this guys?

I volunteer to pick up as many copies as needed for anyone who asks. All copies will be promptly shipped to you as soon as I get home too...

Hahahaha!!!

I am the cause of the CGE Plague... well, Diane Souer and I are responsible...

We put viruses into in the ventilation system of the expo hall. And now most of you are sick! Of...

I wasn't allowed into CGE. They stopped me at the door and told me I could not enter. I did my best to sneak in, trying out different costumes and disguises, but none of them worked. Well, one...

I don't understand this concept of "buying" games, when someone could so easily go to retro-gaming shows and just "pick up" whatever they need?

Does anyone have the address of Jersey Jack Pinball? And what can you tell me about their building security system?

Well boys, I made it to Las Vegas in my bright pink Toyota Echo. And I brought an extra suitcase for all the "goodies" I will "acquire".

Two questions...

1. Can anyone recommend a good bath...

I can probably "find" one for you...

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Daddy? Is that you?

My stunningly handsome mug shot came from an adoring fan at CGE 2010. I'm sure there are many more, as I am quite photogenic.

This time, it wasn't me. But I share in your anger, because now there won't be as many promotional items at your booth for me to steal!

I know how to make them fun, Mr. Seoul! No need for a Vectrex or TSA either. Just you, me, and some rubber gloves!

Oh, really? Can I come over and "play"?

I need these games. They are at the top of my "To Steal" list this month...

They are all for Intellivision.

(1) Night Stalker (boxed / complete)
(2) Space Armada (boxed / complete)
(3)...

So now that everyone knows my story, and how much I need CDs to make my penis bubble art, I guess you all understand, and will drop this whole anger thing about the CDs I "acquired" at CGE 2010. And...

Why bother... it's not like you'll get a PRIZE or anything.
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