This was worth me finally posting.
Dogifhter is only $1.50 on Steam. I have no clue why, nor do I care, all I know is that this is an absolute steal for an incredibly solid game.
And just to drive my point home, I bought a four pack on Steam, so I may have an extra copy or two to give out. Who wants one?!?! First person to message me on Steam gets dibs on a free copy. Steam ID rageofthemage